Welcome to the Captain’s Log. As the this ships captain I’ll be chronicling the strange, surreal, and often absurd adventures that come with this latest adventure. I’ve always believed that a little humor goes a long way, especially when facing the unknown, and I promise to bring you along for every bizarre twist and turn. So, if you’re in the mood for some honest, unfiltered, and hopefully hilarious tales from the front lines, you’ve come to the right place…now grab a drink and if you are short a recipe I promise to provide one…trust me you will need it.
The Captain's Log
Can I get my chemo cocktail with a lime and a tiny umbrella?